Firstly to share this newly discovered wisdom and also as material for a short story. All names of repliers to posts are withheld.
The Official Manual of the F.B.I.
Part 1.
Aue Tuhoe
September 18
regulation 0.3: Fryer regulations are as follows. A commercial 3 phased power fryer is preferable for industrial applications (marae). Baskets and racks are not neccesary for those issued with the regulation slotted scoop.
For domestic applications a bench deep fryer is suitable, as is a heavy based pot with a 4 bread limit and adheres to the 1:2 lard to dough ratio. A Friar is not a Fryer, he's a priest who likes to eat fried bread.
(extract from the official manual of the F.B.I)
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(name withheld) Friars do fry though. Unlike · Reply · 1 · September 18 at 3:35pm
(name withheld) true hahaha
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(name withheld) So it may be true for most that friars are fryers.
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(name withheld) Yo G, they do shallow frying over here, and still yummy
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Aue Tuhoe If it aint deep, it aint in.
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(name withheld) That line just came up in my message box and I was thinking 'What the heck is he talking about'.......oh, of course.....fried bread
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Aue Tuhoe what else would i be talking about??
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Aue Tuhoe hahaha
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(name withheld) Digging up soil for the garden???
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Aue Tuhoe
September 17
Regulation 0.1: Prior to undertaking any Fried Bread activity please consult your local branch expert or Field agent MUM. Please follow regulations as set out in the official manual of the FBI or refer back to branch expert or field agent MUM.
(extract from the official manual of the F.B.I.)
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(name withheld) Your MUM'S fried bread is mean bro!! love you (name withheld)!! and your paraoa!! Like · Reply · 1 · September 17 at 6:31pm
(name withheld) (name withheld) this ones for you as the best fried bread expert I know!
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Aue Tuhoe
September 17 regulation 1.1: Fried Bread should have the consistency of a cloud.
(taken from the official manual of the F.B.I.)
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(name withheld) Not to mention eaten hooot as with real butter and miere running down yor arm mmmmmm.. kua haere au ki te mahi tahi maaku..
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(name withehld) Are we eating little clouds for tea???
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(name withheld) Fried bread should never be made with yeast....its so cheater and uncloud like
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(name withheld) (name withheld) as long as the yeast has yeild long enough and the dough has been kneaded it works!! But I get what ya mean...X
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(name withheld) lol... şori but NONE of my nannies used yeast... so i disagree
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Aue Tuhoe
September 17
regulation 1.2: Fried bread should be always fried in rendered animal fat such as Lard or dripping. (extract from the official manual of the F.B.I)
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(name withheld) Oh kare, thats too far.... should be 'Tuhoe fried bread regulations'...
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Aue Tuhoe bro hei aha a olive oil or worse canola. hahaha
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(name withheld) Baby lamb lard is delicious. Can taste its youth in your fried bread!
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(name withheld) ill stick to canola oil:)
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Aue Tuhoe Did you know that Canola oil is only actually its "brand" name. The name of the plant that the seeds that the oil is extracted from is called Rape. The original name for Canola is Rape Seed Oil. Canada is the biggest grower of Rape, therefore the name "Canola" come from Canada and Oil, not to mention the massive mono-cultural industry around Rape. It does have a high smoking point which makes it a good option for frying.
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Aue Tuhoe Not that it is recommended in the manual.
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(name withheld) I dont want anyone to be Raping my fried buns!
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Aue Tuhoe
September 17
regulation 1.3 Fried bread should be well drained of lard, ideally the optimal temperature of bread should be not too hot that it scalds your mouth, but still warm enough to melt the regulation butter (refer to regulation 2.1).
(Extract from the official manual of the F.B.I)
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(name withheld) oh man just make us some please! lol
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